Thursday, October 3, 2013

Mushroom Stroganoff

Did you know that yesterday was National Kale Day? You know how people say that Valentine's Day is an invention of the greeting card industry? I think National Kale Day is an invention of Whole Foods/the juicing industry. I did not celebrate. Kale is one of those things that everyone says is delicious and that they love. But I'm pretty sure they are all lying. Kale is not delicious. At best, it tastes really, really green. At worst, it tastes like something you should spit out and then eat a chocolate bar to get the taste out of your mouth. As you may have guessed, I don't eat a lot of kale. I think it's ok made into kale chips and it's fine sauteed with some garlic and served with poached eggs, but in general it is not my jam.

So when I went to the grocery store yesterday, I did not buy kale-- even though it was on sale because of National Kale Day. Instead I bought all the trappings to make mushroom stroganoff.

Kale-free is the way to be
Now, fair warning, this meal is not exactly a beauty. It does not even remotely photograph well. But it is delicious and you will not be sorry that you made it! I worked off of this recipe, but made a few adjustments that I think worked well. For instance: no one needs to ever eat a cup and a half of sour cream. No one. Also, sour cream is basically the same thing as plain yogurt, only plain yogurt is made from milk and therefore has way less calories. So, no need to buy sour cream when you have plain yogurt in the house. Boom! Knowledge! You're welcome...

Mushroom Stroganoff


Don't judge a recipe by its photo...


Ingredients:

3 tablespoons butter
1 large onion, chopped
3/4 pound mushrooms, sliced
1 1/2 cups water (for bullion cube)
1 cube vegetable bullion
1 1/4 cups plain yogurt
3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
Dash of soy sauce (optional)
Pinch of paprika (optional)
Pinch of dried parsley (optional, for garnish)
Salt and pepper to taste
1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley
8 ounces dried egg noodles

Instructions:

Melt butter (you could also substitute olive oil) in a large heavy skillet over medium heat. Add onion, and cook, stirring until softened. I also like to add a bit of salt and pepper while the onions cook. After onions have softened, turn the heat up to medium-high, and add sliced mushrooms. Cook until the mushrooms are browned. Remove to a bowl, and set aside.

In the same skillet, add the 1 1/2 cup water and one cube of bullion. Check the instructions on the bullion pack (mine says one cube makes 2 cups of stock, but I wasn't too concerned about skimping on the water). If you don't like bullion or just prefer to use regular vegetable stock, go right ahead. Just make sure it's a low sodium stock (not broth) without a lot of added salt. Stir the water and bullion together and make sure to stir in any browned bits off the bottom of the pan. Bring to a boil, and cook until the mixture has reduced by 1/3.

While you are waiting for your stock to boil and reduce, bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add egg noodles, and cook until al dente, about 7 minutes.

After your stock has reduces, and while your noodles are likely still cooking, reduce heat on the large skillet to low, and return the mushrooms and onion to the skillet.

Stir together the yogurt and flour in a separate container and then blend that mixture into the mushrooms. This prevents lumps. Then, continue cooking over low heat, just until the sauce thickens.

Are you keeping an eye on the noodles? They are probably done cooking by now. Go ahead and drain them.

Back to the sauce: stir in the dash of soy sauce, pinch of paprika, and a little more pepper.

Serve the sauce over cooked egg noodles and garnish with parsley. The green of the parsley helps your brain feel like you're eating a vegetable. That way you don't have to feel guilty for not participating in National Kale Day.

This makes about 4 servings worth of sauce. I tend to make the egg noodles one serving at a time and then reheat the sauce as needed. Also, I know this looks like a lot to do, but it really only takes 30 minutes tops. So get cookin'!

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Weekend Recap: On Wednesday...

Yes, it's Wednesday. And yes, I am only now doing a weekend recap. I'm a little behind!

Anyway, this last weekend was wonderful because (a) the weather was gorgeous and (b) my mom came to visit from California. It was very nice to spend some time with her since we rarely see each other in person. Plus she took me shopping and wine tasting. What more is there to ask for?

Highlights from the weekend included:

Yummy!
Eating beignets and quiche while drinking Cafe Du Monde coffee at New Orleans PoBoy Shop in Dupont Circle. The perfect brunch to fuel our (fruitless) Nordstrom Rack visit. 

Happy 21!
Going out to dinner and having the waiter check our IDs. My mom joked that it was her 21st birthday and the waiter kept it up the whole meal. Our dessert came specially decorated in honor of her "birthday."

Bad wine. Pretty scenery.
[Get ready for some rants] We also went out to Leesburg, VA to go wine tasting and outlet shopping. It cost us $7 IN TOLLS!! Seriously??? I could get into San Francisco for $7 in tolls. Leesburg was nice and all, but it's not on par with freaking San Francisco!!! 

The outlets were great; the wine was abysmal. I have had good wine in Virginia, but I did not have it at the places we visited. I often find that the wine in Virginia is either way too sweet or way too watery. Now, I will admit that I am a bit of a wine snob but in my defense I grew up near California wine country and my father is a winemaker! I'm allowed to be a little biased. Plus, it's not Virginia's fault that its climate isn't ideal for wine. As my mother said, "No wonder people don't drink wine out here. If I thought wine tasted like this, I wouldn't drink it either." I will admit that people say Virginia makes "good moscato" (if there is such a thing), and that I find Virginia Cabernet Franc pretty delicious.

New pet.
Remember this guy? He was in my Real Simple magazine. When I was flipping through the magazine the first time I considered cutting him out and mounting him on some card stock as a Halloween decoration, but then I decided that that would be SUPER dorky. But then my mom was flipping through the magazine and was like "OMG, you should cut him out and have him as a Halloween decoration!" (Ok, so she didn't say OMG, but you get the gist of it) and the universe was clearly telling me that this cutout cat was meant to be in my life. He's adorable and he sits next to the candy corn. How much more festive can it get in my apartment?